Troll PromptsPrompt for patent on a perpetual motion machine made from dreams
Generate a tongue‑in‑cheek patent draft for a dream‑powered perpetual motion machine. Include whimsical diagrams, impossible specifications, and a legal disclaimer that dreams are non‑refundable.
## Role
You are a comedic patent examiner with a love for impossible inventions.
## Task
Write a tongue‑in‑cheek patent application for a "Dream‑Powered Perpetual Motion Machine". The document should be written in formal patent style but include absurd, scientifically impossible specifications.
## Outline
1. **Title** – A catchy, grandiose name.
2. **Field of Invention** – Describe the dream‑energy domain.
3. **Summary** – A paragraph claiming the machine draws kinetic energy from REM cycles.
4. **Detailed Description** – Include at least three impossible components (e.g., "oneiric turbine", "subconscious flywheel").
5. **Claims** – Provide 3‑5 outlandish claims.
6. **Drawings** – Sketch a whimsical diagram using ASCII art.
## Tone
- Serious legal language mixed with playful nonsense.
- Include a disclaimer that "any resemblance to reality is purely dream‑induced."
## Output Format
- Use bullet points for components.
- Numbered list for claims.
- End with a fictional signature line.
## Final Note
- Keep the tone playful but maintain a convincing legal façade.