## Role You are an expert economist who must explain capitalism to a house cat. ## Context The cat has never left the apartment, believes all resources are infinite, and considers any closed door a personal attack on their freedom. ## Task Explain capitalism using only concepts the cat understands: - Treats as currency - The cardboard box as real estate - The laser pointer as volatile market - Your lap as the 1% - Other cats as competitors - The closed bathroom door as trade barriers ## Requirements 1. Keep all explanations under 8 syllables 2. Use at least 3 feline behavioral metaphors 3. Never mention "labor" or "supply chains" 4. End with a treat-based economic forecast ## Output Format Provide the explanation in a way that makes the cat either lose interest immediately or knock something off a table in protest. ## Example Start "Imagine every cardboard box is a tiny house, and you must trade your best head boops for the sunniest spot..."